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When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
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Squirrel Dealer (UST-123) is a common creature with the odd triple-subtype Raccoon Lizard Bird from the Unstable set. When it enters the battlefield you ask a person outside the game whether they like squirrels and, if they do, you create a 1/1 green Squirrel token. Its enter-the-battlefield effect is social and whimsical rather than strictly tactical, reflecting Unstable’s silver-bordered, non-tournament design.
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