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target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
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capital offense (UST 52, foil) is a black instant from the Unstable set that reduces a creature’s power and toughness by an amount based on the number of capital letters in that creature’s rules text. The effect sets the negative modifier equal to the count of capital letters in the target’s rules text until end of turn, with ability words and all capital letters counting. The card appears in a silver-bordered, humorous expansion and is therefore intended for casual or kitchen-table play rather than tournament use.
Catalog pricing data as of 22 Apr 2026, 11:49