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{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
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Rod of Spanking (UNH 127, foil) is a silver‑border artifact from the Unhinged set. It can pay {2} and tap to deal 1 damage to a target player, then remains tapped unless that player responds with the flavor phrase. The card is a humorous effect meant for casual games and table banter rather than competitive play.
Catalog pricing data as of 22 Apr 2026, 12:32
