Fat Ass (UNH 95) is a creature Donkey Shaman from the Unhinged silver-bordered set. It gets +2/+2 and trample while you are eating, a joke-triggered conditional bonus explicitly excluding gum. The card is a humorous, nonstandard design reflecting Unhinged’s parody rules and flavor rather than competitive functionality.

Identity & printing

Name: Fat Ass
Number: 95
Rarity: Common
Variant: Normal
Language code: EN

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Donkey

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Rules

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Set, artist & references

Artist: Jeremy Jarvis
Language: English
Set name: Unhinged
Game name: Magic The Gathering

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Fat Ass (UNH 95) is a creature Donkey Shaman from the Unhinged silver-bordered set. It gets +2/+2 and trample while you are eating, a joke-triggered conditional bonus explicitly excluding gum. The card is a humorous, nonstandard design reflecting Unhinged’s parody rules and flavor rather than competitive functionality.