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This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
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Fat Ass (UNH 95, Foil) is a Creature — Donkey Shaman from the silver-bordered Unhinged set. It gains +2/+2 and trample while you are eating, a humorous, condition-based effect that references real-world eating as part of its rules text. Unhinged debuted as a silver-bordered humorous, non-tournament-legal set by Wizards of the Coast in 2004.
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