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Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
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Assquatch (UNH-71) is a rare Donkey creature from the silver-bordered Unhinged set. It gives each other Donkey a +1½/+1½ bonus and triggers when another Donkey enters to untap and temporarily gain control of a target creature, granting it haste. A parody Donkey character from Magic's silver-bordered humor line.
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