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First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
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Knight of the Hokey Pokey (UGL-6) is a white Creature — Knight from the Unglued set with first strike and a tongue-in-cheek activated ability referencing the Hokey Pokey. Its activated ability for {1}{W} instructs you to "Do the Hokey Pokey" and prevents all damage from a chosen source to this creature that turn, framed as humorous rules text. As a silver-bordered card from a parody set, it’s intended for casual or whimsical play rather than sanctioned tournament use.
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